Sound Effects in Far Arden

Kevin's tour de force graphic novel Far Arden is hitting stores this month, and in honor of its unique* mix of cartoonishness and high adventure, I've compiled this list of the sound effects that grace its pages. Such a compendium of universally descriptive emanata has never before been seen because Kevin has a rare condition that we in the comic book business call onomatopoeia-deafness.

So here, for your pleasure, are the 271 sound effects in Far Arden. Be advised, if you read it very, very closely, there may be some spoilers.

PUNCH!

HEADLOCK!

CLICK!

LAND!

LEAP

CUT!

SLAM SHUT!

CHIP! CHIP! CHIP! CHIP!

FLING!

ROUNDHOUSE!

FACE PUNCH!!!

JUMP

RESCUE!!

EAT EAT EAT

DIVE!!

PUNCH!!

HUG!!

CONSUME CONSUME

DING

BURST IN!

WALL PUNCH!!

SCREAM

POWER RUN!!

PANT! PANT!

PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT!

UNTIE!

TEAR OPEN!!

HOP HOP

PUNCHIN' STANCE!!

FLYING BODY PUNCH!!

HIT HIT HIT HIT

HIT

CRUSH!!

LOCK!

SPIT

SLEEP. SLEEP. SLEEP.

SLEEP

SKIP

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

KNEE SLAP

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

ANGRY GRAB!

TUG

WALK TOWARD DOOR

SCREAM

OPEN

<-REVEAL->

SQUINT

BLISTER BLISTER

DRAG INSIDE

RCAN ATTACK!

RIP!

FOLD!

TUCK!

BREAK THROUGH!

KICK OPEN!

PUNCH!

PREPARE...

PUNCH ONE!

PUNCH TWO!!

HIDE!!

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

MISS!

WHUMP

SMASH

PUNCH PREPARATION

RUN

DUCK

CRANK CRANK

CRANK

CLEAR THROAT

BEAT BEAT

GASP!

FACE KICK!

SLICE!!

KICK!

HIT!

JUMP!

CHATTER

KICK

CLIMB!

LOCK!

POUND POUND POUND

FEEL!

RUB

RATTLE!

WRAP! WRAP!

BREAK THROUGH

SQUIRM SQUIRM

CLIMB!

DUST OFF!

RUN

RUN AWAY

LOOK LOOK

HANG UP.

KNOCK KNOCK

YANK! CONCEAL! HIDE! STUFF!

RESTRAIN

MOPE.

LISTFUL KICK!

ANGRY ORPHAN PUNCH!

WHIMPER

SNAP

PAT PAT

HUMAN-SIZED BITE!

CRACKLE!

BICKER! BICKER! BICKER!

SLICE

RUN AWAY!

PUSH OFF!!

MID-AIR GROIN GRINDER

TUCK 'N' ROLL...

...AND RECOVER!

GROAN

MISS!!

DODGE!

MISS

DUCK!

HIGH-FIVE!

ROLL!

SCOOP!

PEEK

INHALE!

CAST ASIDE

COMMOTION COMMOTION!

SNUB

HUG

HUG

HUG

PULL ASIDE

FACE AWAY

DIVE!

SHIVER SHIVER SHIVER

RUN

ROAR

THROW UP A LITTLE IN MOUTH

MID-AIR GROIN GRINDER

PUNCH!

THROW

HUG!

KICK

CHOMP

RUMMAGE

TWIST OFF

STRANGLE

POUR

DRINK

UNCLIP

POUR

WRITE WRITE

SHAKE!

RUN RUN

HANDSHAKE!!

CLIMB! CLIMB!

OPEN

RECORK

FLAP FLAP FLAP

FLAP FLAP

FLAP FLAP FLAP

AWAKEN

TIE

RUN

SCAMPER!!

HUFF 'N' PUFF

BORED KICK

LIGHTS FLICKER!

SPIN

WRAP

RUN

HIT

BREAK!

KICK!YANK!

PULL!!

PUNCH PUNCH

CAST ASIDE

FLICKER BACK ON!

BONK.

STRUGGLE! STRUGGLE!

TIGHTEN

ROLL

LIGHT

DRAG ASHORE

RUN RUN

TWIST!

PULL! CRUNCH CRACK BREAK

SOCK!!!

UNVEIL!!!

FOLD

POSSIBLY GIVING WAY

TIGHTEN!

RUN!

BEE LINE

LOCKED!

POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND!

TIE

HUG!

RUMBLE!!

FALL

CLICK

STRUGGLE

LIGHTS FLICKER

BREAK IN!!

SHUT DOWN!

SMASH

CLIMB IN!

PUNCH!

WHUMP

POP!

SCURRY!

GRAB!!

WIPE

RUB

JUMP!

DIVE!

KICK OPEN!!

DRAG OUTSIDE!

HEADLOCK

PULL OFF SUNGLASSES!

BLISTER!!

HUG

WALK INSIDE

HOODIE STRING PULL

SOB!!

CRY CRY CRY

CRY CRY CRY CRY

CRY CRY CRY

PULL ASIDE

GESTICULATE

TURN AROUND

DOUBLE TAKE!

KISS

SNIFF SNIFF DRINK

SCRAMBLE

SIT

GRUMBLE

KICK!

DOUBLE-FIST PUNCH!!

FIST CATCH! FIST CATCH!

WIPE

CRAWL UNDER COVERS

NUZZLE

UNMASK

CLIMB!!

RUN!

BARK! BARK! BARK!

RETURN

PICK!

SUCCULENT BITE!

NOTICE!

PULL

RUNNING HUG!

SQUINT

KNOCK KNOCK

HANDSHAKE!

SCRAMBLE

HUG!

TUG

CHEW

CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW

GET UP!

PANT! PANT! PANT!

CONVULSE CONVULSE

LIFT!!

CONVULSE! CONVULSE!

LIFT!

TWITCH

NOTICE!

TUCK IN POCKET

SHUT FIRMLY!

SNIFF

SHRUG.

OPEN

*unique, that is, until his next book.