The promised "BIG" Time Attic

Having forgone San Diego this year in exchange for a little more Z-time, (and however much I wish it was an option, I don't mean Zander-time) I've been feeling a little more comic-less than usual lately. And being in such a depressed state, I've started making some weird commitments. This might not be the normal Surge of energy for My Three Bosses that you'll witness, but it does appear to be at least a Mountain Dew. (I honestly hope nobody understands that joke.) Meh meh meh blah blah blah, here I go again when all you really want is